A: Um, no. We're going to Walmart.
L: No, I mean to see the ballerina show today.
A: Which ballerina show do you want to see?
L: The guy with the big red nose.
A: Huh? I don't know what you're talking about.
L: Mommy! You're not... I said... You're not listening!
A: I AM listening. I just don't know what you're talking about. A ballerina who has a big red nose?
A: You mean when we went and saw the Russian ballet in the theater that has a big statue of a guy's head talking out front?
A: No, we are not going to Yakov Smirnov today.