1) Is my head bleeding right here? (It wasn't. Just sweat.)
2) Your bathroom stinks. I think Caed peed on the floor. //Caed, huh? Not you?
3) I'm the blue guy and I have to make a whole army of blue guys.
Things I heard when I have kids of nerdy parents that I don't hear when I have non-nerdy kids:
1) It's not a DARLEK. It's a DALEX-ES. It's from Dr. Who.
2) Stupid Angry Birds aren't exploding!
3) No, I don't want to play outside. I want to play Lord of the Rings instead.