Ah! I'm a people!

K: Karen, stay away from the door. Mommy is getting dressed, and you need to leave her alone.

KJ: But...

K: Do you want help with your shoes? Laura or I could help you. 

L: Or Noche.

K: Noche?

L: He can become a people. He'll say, "Aaack! I'm a people!" Then he'll help her with her shoes.

A: Why does he have to be a human to help her with his shoes? 

KJ: He becomes a people!

A: Why can't he help while being a cat?

L: Uh...

K: Because his claws will scratch her.

KJ: Oh no!

A: But he can keep his claws in and just use his paws.

L: That's... But he has to be a people!

K: Is Mommy being silly?

A: I'm not being silly. I'm not the one making our cat a human.

KJ: You silly, Mommy!