Not the first crush

It's not a secret that Laura is definitely my kid. Her first crush was when she was three, on a college student. We discussed tactics with him, and took care of it fairly quickly. But now...

Laura and Daddy were looking at last year's yearbook. 

L: When I get bigger...I already have a boyfriend.

A: Excuse me?

K: What?

L: Well, him. *points at yearbook.** I like him.

A: *giggling where Laura can't see.**

K: Honey?

A: Ahem. Laura, you can be friends with a boy, and you can like him, but he's not your boyfriend. You don't get to have boyfriends until you're older than Zina.

L: Oh. Ok. Well, I like him.

K: Ok...

KJ: Well, I have a boyfriend?

A: *sigh**