Saturday, March 12, 2016

Semantics

Monkey: Mommy, help me?
A: Aren't these the shorts you wore yesterday?
M: Yes.
A: Get clean shorts. And underwear.
M (crying): No!
A (laughs): You need to wear clean clothes every day. No just school days.
M: But me no want to! No laugh me!
A (laughs harder): But you're so cute!
M (cries harder): Me no cute!
A: Then what are you?
M: Me handsome!
A (can't breathe from laughing): O...K...
M (yells in frustration): Not funny! Me handsome!

Clearly we're starting the day off sync. 

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