A: To the cemetery to have a picnic with Uncle Ethan.
L: Is today his birthday?
A: Yes. That's why we are having lunch there.
L: But how can we give him presents if he's dead?
A: We are giving him flowers and a flag for his gravestone.
L: He likes guns better than flowers. But can I draw him a picture?
A: (giggling) Yes, we can leave a picture there for him.