Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Being a grammar nazi

LF: Mommy, I hurt my finger.
A: Please go to bed. This is your last warning. It is your bed time.
LF: But it hurts really badly!
A: Thank you for saying "badly."
LF: Why?
A: Because that's proper grammar, and Mommy appreciate proper grammar.
LF: Oh. 
A: But Mommy doesn't appreciate little girls who try to avoid bedtime.
LF: Oh. 
A: Good night.
LF: ...Night.

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